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有趣的绕口令是一种有益的语言游戏,平常多读一读,能促使思维敏捷、口齿流利,预防老年痴呆哦~
床 与 船

床身长,船身长,
床身船身,不是一样长。


倒 吊 鸟

梁上两对倒吊鸟,
泥里两对鸟倒吊。
可怜梁上的两对倒吊鸟,
惦记泥里的两对鸟倒吊;
可怜泥里的两对鸟倒吊,
也惦记梁上的两对倒吊鸟。


黄幌子和方幌子

老方拿着个黄幌子,
老黄拿着个方幌子。
老方要拿老黄的方幌子,
老黄要拿老方的黄幌子。
老黄老方不相让。
方幌子碰破了黄幌子,
黄幌子碰破了方幌子。


盆 碰 棚

老彭拿着一个盆,
路过老陈住的棚,
盆碰棚,棚碰盆,
棚倒盆碎棚压盆。
老陈咬赔老彭的盆,
老彭不要老陈来赔盆,
老陈要陪老彭去补盆,
老彭帮着老陈来修棚。


换 鞋 子

红孩子穿双黄鞋子,
黄孩子穿双红鞋子。
红孩子用黄鞋子换黄孩子的红鞋子,
黄孩子用红鞋子换红孩子的黄鞋子。
红孩子穿上了红鞋子,
黄孩子穿上了黄鞋子。
红孩子和黄孩子,
换过鞋子乐滋滋。


秃 丫 头

从南来了个秃丫头,
胳膊上挎着个破笆斗,
里头有堆羊骨头,
伸手拿骨头,
送在口里啃骨头。
地下有块破砖头,
绊倒了秃丫头,
撒了羊骨头。


死 狮 子

我说四个石狮子,
你说十个纸狮子。
纸狮子是死狮子,
石狮子不能撕,
要想说清这几个字,
读准四十石死撕。


画 葫 芦

胡图用笔画葫芦,
葫芦画得真糊涂,
糊涂不能算葫芦,
要画葫芦不糊涂,
胡图决心不糊涂,
画出一只大葫芦。

三娘找山羊

三娘在山止放三只山羊,
三只山羊翻过山梁,
三娘翻过山梁去找三只山羊。
三只山羊躲在杉树旁,
三娘找到三只山羊。


妞妞和牛牛

牛牛要吃河边柳,
妞妞赶牛牛不走,
妞妞护柳扭牛头,
牛牛扭头瞅妞妞,
牛牛要顶小妞妞,
妞妞拾起小石头,
吓得牛牛扭头走。


南南有个篮

南南有个篮篮,
篮篮装着盘盘,
盘盘放着碗碗,
碗碗盛着饭饭。
南南翻了篮篮,
篮篮扣了盘盘,
盘盘打了碗碗,
碗碗撒了饭饭。


司小四和史小世

司小四和史小世,
四月十四日十四时四十上集市,
司小四买了四十四斤四两西红柿,
史小世买了十四斤四两细蚕丝。
司小四要拿四十四斤四两西红柿换史小世十四斤四两细蚕丝。
史小世十四斤四两细蚕丝不换司小四四十四斤四两西红柿。
司小四说我四十四斤四两西红柿可以增加营养防近视,
史小世说我十四斤四两细蚕丝可以织绸织缎又抽丝。

太难啦!尤其是最后一个,绝对没有人能一次性念对!赶紧发给好友们也来挑战一下,看看谁最厉害?
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